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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.

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What goes zzub, zzub. A bee flying backwards!.

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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher.

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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage. A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time. Don't asp me!.

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What do cat actors say on stage. Tabby or not tabby!.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders. Spin doctors!.

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road. A: To prove he wasn't chicken..