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Q: How do you know when an Elephant has been in the baby carriage. A: By the footprints on the baby's forehead!.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time. Don't asp me!.

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What do cat actors say on stage. Tabby or not tabby!.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders. Spin doctors!.

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What is the biggest ant in the world. An elephant!.

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill. He was a little shoat..

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What do you call a pig thief. A hamburglar!.

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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher.