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Window

I look out my window every day
I look out my window each way
I look out my window up and down the street
I look out my window looking for sheep
Those nasty buggers
Those grassy chuggers
They ruin your lawn
They stink when they yawn
They poo everywere
Not even for a dare
That's why my window I look out
To look for a furry lout
So I know if it's safe to leave my door
And hope they don't break in and ruin my floor

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Comments & Feedback (4)

@Naaviie I knows it's not that good but I thought I'd join in for the fun

SHEEEEEP!!!

Hahaha I think this is awesome!! Make me laugh!! 🐑🐑🐑🐑

Ty everyone but this is a serious problem I'm do tired of sheep fucking around in my head

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