Tea bag

@Nom

Fingernail Tea

There once was a man from Delhi Who was picking tealeaves merrily While clipping his nails In his basket they fell Fancy fingernail teabags for tea. #household All rights reserved.

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@littleone

Emotional Tea

There was once bag of tea, Who was by chance me. I dip and dunk, Get tossed in junk, I have feelings; do you see #household.

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@Burrfoot

☕

There was young man from Tralee Who used a strainer to make his cup of tea Fed up with the bits That got on his t*** Now a teabag is best he agrees #household.

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@Burrfoot

Readings

There was a psychic called Marie Who saw the future in tea She couldn't tell mine She called me a swine Teabags meant that she couldn't see #household.

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@LukaB

Tea In The Bag

#household. Dunk dunk dunk, stir in the milk. Dip in the spoon and stir. Squeeze the teabag into oblivion...oh dear I think it's burst. Take the tea up to my room, there I will drink my heaven.

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@Nom

Poor Coffee

We're all singing praises for tea A drink that is so tasty Teabags are mean To the coffee bean Think of poor, unloved coffee. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..

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@misslittleDHP

Titbag

There was a girl called Kim Who once upon a time was slim After breast feeding twins so long Her tits are no longer strong Are tits like wrung out tea bags in. #household.

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@Burrfoot

Green

Most nights I like a quick toke Makes me laugh at any joke But with grass full of seeds Teabags and tea leaves Too often I splutter and choke. #household.

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