Readings

@Nom

Poor Coffee

We're all singing praises for tea A drink that is so tasty Teabags are mean To the coffee bean Think of poor, unloved coffee. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..

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@misslittleDHP

Titbag

There was a girl called Kim Who once upon a time was slim After breast feeding twins so long Her tits are no longer strong Are tits like wrung out tea bags in. #household.

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@eddie12309

Tea bag

#household There once was a little girl named Eddie Whose face was awfully freckly When the sun came out Perforations popped out And tea bag she was called by many.

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@lonelynutmeg98

I Need A Teabag!

Oh just some water, Missing your teabag, If I can throw one in then you would be taster.

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@eddie12309

Bossy Old Hag

#household. There once was a bossy old hag. Who lived with another old bag. She ordered her about. She would scream and shout. "Get me some tea, bag!". Well that was it thought the old bag.

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@eyes5ib

Tea

My rubbish attempt: 'To make a cup of tea' The video says to me 'We need to have a tea bag' But oh no, it's starting to lag But wait who would go on YouTube to make a cuppa tea. #household.

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@eddie12309

Mavis

#household Mavis was a slag in drag His moobs were beginning to sag So he filled out his bra With tea bags from the jar Now his tits zig zag not drag.

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@LukaB

Tea In The Bag

#household. Dunk dunk dunk, stir in the milk. Dip in the spoon and stir. Squeeze the teabag into oblivion...oh dear I think it's burst. Take the tea up to my room, there I will drink my heaven.

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