Tea bag

@eddie12309

Bossy Old Hag

#household. There once was a bossy old hag. Who lived with another old bag. She ordered her about. She would scream and shout. "Get me some tea, bag!". Well that was it thought the old bag.

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@eyes5ib

Tea

My rubbish attempt: 'To make a cup of tea' The video says to me 'We need to have a tea bag' But oh no, it's starting to lag But wait who would go on YouTube to make a cuppa tea. #household.

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@eddie12309

Mavis

#household Mavis was a slag in drag His moobs were beginning to sag So he filled out his bra With tea bags from the jar Now his tits zig zag not drag.

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@eddie12309

Merv

#household Merv was a perv with a mag Followed wanking with tea and a fag Knocked over his cup When he got up Burnt his knob with the hot tea bag.

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@merlin1038

Monkey Business

#household "Dad do you know the piano is on my foot?" "You hum it son and I'll play it!" Such a funny advert for such a british brew, It wasn't done for Tetley nor was it for Typhoo, Dressed up...

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@ckahn

Scary Tea

#Household Challenge There once was a woman named Mary who had a husband named Larry. He'd scream and shout and stomp about. He was a man quite scary.

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@IndiaSparrow

Tea Bag :)

For @leelee101, tea lover extraordinaire. There was a young lady named Faye Who liked a cup of earl grey But the tea she did spill On her best dress's frill So she's drinking coffee today.

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@lonelynutmeg98

I Need A Teabag!

Oh just some water, Missing your teabag, If I can throw one in then you would be taster.

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