"Dad do you know the piano is on my foot?"
"You hum it son and I'll play it!"
Such a funny advert for such a british brew,
It wasn't done for Tetley nor was it for Typhoo,
Dressed up little monkeys thought it was a hit.
A unlikely blend of tea known as PG Tips.
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I am a father of two wonderful girls and a christian, long time sufferer of depression my writing has become my therapy. Some of my writing is faith based, some of it portrays the darkness of depression. I make no apologies for that but pray by using my honesty it might help others experiencing similar turmoil in their lives. May God forever bless you and keep you! Kik me @ merlin1038
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