Oh just some water,
Missing your teabag,
If I can throw one in then you would be taster!
Turn it brown and pour in some milk,
Not too much or it's dirty dish water,
Not too little or why not just have a Starbucks Coffee?
Don't even get me started on how strong they are!
Damn!
No teabags left!
Now I don't need the milk or the water...
First I need a strainer!
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Hi, I'm Megan I'm 13 and a budding singer songwriter. Scripts, songwriting, poems and news reports are my favorite types of writing, but I love virtually anything! But on here poems are my speciality! I have a curious mind and my poems are usually deep! Thanks :D
My rubbish attempt: 'To make a cup of tea' The video says to me 'We need to have a tea bag' But oh no, it's starting to lag But wait who would go on YouTube to make a cuppa tea. #household.
#household Mavis was a slag in drag His moobs were beginning to sag So he filled out his bra With tea bags from the jar Now his tits zig zag not drag.
#household Merv was a perv with a mag Followed wanking with tea and a fag Knocked over his cup When he got up Burnt his knob with the hot tea bag.
#household "Dad do you know the piano is on my foot?" "You hum it son and I'll play it!" Such a funny advert for such a british brew, It wasn't done for Tetley nor was it for Typhoo, Dressed up...
#Household Challenge There once was a woman named Mary who had a husband named Larry. He'd scream and shout and stomp about. He was a man quite scary.
For @leelee101, tea lover extraordinaire. There was a young lady named Faye Who liked a cup of earl grey But the tea she did spill On her best dress's frill So she's drinking coffee today.
There once was a couple who made people snigger Their age difference couldn't be bigger She was a curvy nineteen Him eighty with plenty of green But neither minded the tag of Gold digger #household.
#household. There once was a bossy old hag. Who lived with another old bag. She ordered her about. She would scream and shout. "Get me some tea, bag!". Well that was it thought the old bag.
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