There was a girl called Kim
Who once upon a time was slim
After breast feeding twins so long
Her tits are no longer strong
Are tits like wrung out tea bags in?
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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@mummy1111 @naaviie tee hee...๐ ๐ ๐ ...I have to cross my arms like this now due to bra malfunction..๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐ reminds me of 'There's something about Mary'!!! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐
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