Emotional Tea

@Burrfoot

Readings

There was a psychic called Marie Who saw the future in tea She couldn't tell mine She called me a swine Teabags meant that she couldn't see #household.

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@LukaB

Tea In The Bag

#household. Dunk dunk dunk, stir in the milk. Dip in the spoon and stir. Squeeze the teabag into oblivion...oh dear I think it's burst. Take the tea up to my room, there I will drink my heaven.

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@Nom

Poor Coffee

We're all singing praises for tea A drink that is so tasty Teabags are mean To the coffee bean Think of poor, unloved coffee. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..

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@misslittleDHP

Titbag

There was a girl called Kim Who once upon a time was slim After breast feeding twins so long Her tits are no longer strong Are tits like wrung out tea bags in. #household.

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@eddie12309

Tea bag

#household There once was a little girl named Eddie Whose face was awfully freckly When the sun came out Perforations popped out And tea bag she was called by many.

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@lonelynutmeg98

I Need A Teabag!

Oh just some water, Missing your teabag, If I can throw one in then you would be taster.

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@eddie12309

Bossy Old Hag

#household. There once was a bossy old hag. Who lived with another old bag. She ordered her about. She would scream and shout. "Get me some tea, bag!". Well that was it thought the old bag.

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@Burrfoot

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There was young man from Tralee Who used a strainer to make his cup of tea Fed up with the bits That got on his t*** Now a teabag is best he agrees #household.

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