A man returned his soup to the restaurant kitchen because there was a dead fly floating in it. When the waiter returned with a new bowl of soup, the diner was incensed to discover that it was exactly the same bowl of soup simply with the fly removed.
HOW DID HE KNOW?
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Because it he seasoned the lay one as it didn't come seasoned. The new soup wouldn't have been seasoned if it was fresh
@OfMonstersAndMen I don't know. I've heard loads I them and I work out others. Tag me in other riddles plz
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