Hey , Amigo!
Have you ever heard of,
The pies that fly?
Sit right here,
Right here, Señor.
& I tell you of a story of mucho horror!
One afternoon,
Just after siesta,
An old lady was making a pie for fiesta.
She filled it with meat,
Mmm mucho carne!
Peas, potatoes pepper- a harmony!
But when she try and put it to bake,
She slipped on some butter
- Señor, a mistake!
From out of her hands flew the pie,
Out the window,
On Pepe's head - and he die!
So when you make pies,
Señor, please be sure
That you shut all your bloody windows and doors!
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