Dump Your Boyfriend, Have A Sandwich

You've taken the cake,
You've bitten that bait.
You've lost a few mates;
You made the mistake.
You're ridden with choice,
Your only weapons your voice.
Now your loving all the attention you're getting from the boys.

I know you well, this ain't no kiss and tell; we used to walk across the shores picking up yellow seashells, make them into a necklace that reminds me of you,
Now they're in the draw next to the super glue.

You feel washed up and you don't know why; it's cause you ditched me for some other guy.
He's "the joker", the one with the cash but I've seen him go through girls; he does it fast.
Just take a look at time, as time goes by, a few years and you were by my side.
Guess its over, and I'm out of "luck",
But right now; I couldn't give a fuck.

A dead-end job, he'll have it for life. No qualifications, only knows how to shake ice
For cocktails as he lingers for females,
Well your the sucker cause in love with him you fell.

I wouldn't mind if he was a decent guy, but he's definitely not the charity time.
I may be twisted, bitter-tongued and sour, but he's got the upper hand and he's a fucking coward.

And now it's starting to rain outside; the clouds are taking over the skies.
This is when the argument starts and it's you that begins to cry.
What a way to ruin a day, better step inside.
And there's always tomorrow.