A lady is going into labour. There is now new technology where the pain can be transferred to the father. Her husband who was standing next to her agreed he should have half the pain. The doctor did that. He was feeling no pain at all so he said to transfer all the pain to him. The doctor did just that and the woman gave birth pain free.
When the got back home they found the postman dead on the porch.
For those who don't get this joke the postman was the father not the husband!
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