A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school. Unexpectedly her husband returns home, so she asks the man to hide in the same closet. The boy now has company!
Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball"
Man: "that's nice"
Boy: "wana buy it?"
Man: "no, thanks" Boy: "my dad is outside"
Man: "ok how much?"
Boy: "250" In the next few weeks it happens again and they meet in the same closet.
Boy: "dark in here"
Man: "yes it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball glove"
Man: "how much?"
Boy: "750"
Man: "fine".
Few days later the father says to the boy, " grab your gloves and ball and let's go to the park. The boy says, "I sold them"
Father: "how much"
Boy: "1000"
Father: "It's terrible to over charge ur friends. We are going to church and u have to confess!" So they go to the church and father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession room and closes the door.
Boy: "Its Dark in here"
Priest: "Don't u fuckin start that shit again!!"
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