A confident salesman walks into a house, pours dirt onto the floor, and says to the shocked woman who lives in the house: "if this vacuum cleaner can't clean away this dirt. I will eat all of it off of the floor" The woman, although annoyed by the salesman's attitude, agrees. "Ok. If it does work, I will buy the vacuum here and now. Deal?" The salesman agreed.
The salesman began to plug in the vacuum cleaner, whilst the woman then began to head off for the kitchen. She stopped just before she left the room, "The power's been out since Sunday, would you like a knife and fork or a spoon?"
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