Two friends are out hunting in the woods when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.
The friend takes out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "I think my friend is dead! What should I do?”
The operator, in a soothing voice says: “Try and stay calm I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The friend's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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