"You know the only difference between me and you?…I make this look gooood"
Men In Black
"You know the only difference between me and you?…I make this look gooood"
Men In Black
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“Carpe Diem. Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary.” Dead Poet's Society.
"The only way to treat a women is to make love to her if she's pretty and to someone else if she is plain..." - Algernon Moncrief (The Importance of being Earnest - Oscar Wilde).
Listen with your heart, you will understand. - Pocahontas.
Hm. Teenagers. They entertain the idea they understand everything. You give them an inch, they swim all the way. – Sebastian in The Little Mermaid.
Even miracles take a little time. - Fairy Godmother, Cinderella.
Open different doors. You may find a you there that you never knew was yours. - Mary Poppins.
Second star to the right and straight on till morning. - Peter Pan.
Turbo: [in solitary confinement in jail] Yo Russia, Russia. I need to take a shit. [pause] Turbo: Say man I need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it. [pause] Turbo: Yo.
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