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@Mike7469

Stalking

"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.".

@StarsInTheSky

Press the like button if you are in love...❤.

@krzekotowska

Astronomy

I lay in bed staring up at the stars thinking... Where the hell is the ceiling..

@parys86

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..

@eliseeeegurl

The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.

@Kun

Give A Man A Fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks..

@Lungs

"I'm not as stupid as I look"

....I, on the other hand prefer my adaptation: "I'm not as stupid as you look".

@Mike7469

Busses

To catch a bus, first one must think like a bus..