Tsk Tsk Tsk

Tsk tsk tsk
Now Jack I agree
With y'all havin' better food
Truly and completely
But under a Queen?
I'm not so keen
Wouldn't you want a choice
As to who would be ruler?
Someone who'd fight for your beliefs
Not be crueler?

Spiders ain't all that bad
As well as snakes
Why do you think we've got guns?
They're not just a fad
We got much more variety
In other news,
Why are ya callin' me queer?
Ain't that a word,
Brits ain't supposed use or hear?

Y'all got issues
As well as us
But here in the U.S.A.
You got freedom, as I said before
Different types of food on ev'ry corner
From Mexican to Chinese
We're not addicted to fish, chips, and cheese.
Good luck, Cheddar Jack
I bet you'll need it
'Cause U.S.A. has all y'all lack