THE WIFE
A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. A man and a
woman.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard
as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi
Darling", he says,
"Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?"
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