My wife

@TheViolator

Traffic Warden's fun eralþ

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’sfuneral, a voice from inside screams“I’m not dead, I’m not dead.

@TheViolator

New Girlfriend

I went down to see old Slipalong Trevascus the other day and told im that I thought me new bird might be the one for me but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a french maid's...

@ta_alsbbai

‏من جهاز الـ iPhone الخاص بي.

@ruipacheco

Hello

Raul Pacheco G.G. El Portal Guanaco Enviado desde mi iPad.

@2dogs2good

Chaps

Chaps R Good, Chaps R sweet, Chaps R always keen 4 love + meat. Chaps R loyal + oh so true, Chaps will never lie 2 U. 2Dogs.

@sb2uk

A Piece of Our Future

Hi Folks, We've recently listed on seedrs.com, a crowd sourced site that allows you to invest in startups.

@sb2uk

Inception - Social Networks, Let us know on Twitter!

Hi Folks, Lovely article on TC about growth vs. virality. Have you been incepted by Opuss. Let us know or reply back to us on here and on Twitter. How do you tell your friends.

@Seamonster

"We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters" - Founder's Fund.