Does my bum look big in this?

Does my bum look big in this ?
Does this skirt look a bit too tight ?
Do my shoes look really tarty?
Does my outfit look alright ?

Does my hair look rather messy?
Does my tummy look all saggy?
Shall I put my hair up?
Do these knickers look all baggy?

I'll wear my little black dress
I always feel good in that .
It tucks in and hides any bulges
Do you think I'm fat?

Can you see my stockings?
Can you see my knicker line?
Put on some music, I'll get in the mood,
Can you pour me a glass of red wine?

Do you think my dress is too short?
Will I be able to sit?
Have I put on too much foundation?
Is my mascara smudged a bit?

You say I just look ok
that's it, I'm not going out.
I don't believe a word you say
Ok there's no reason to shout.

I can't just rush with my makeup
my lipstick will look such a state.
No, I can't go any faster
Have I put on my eyeliner straight?

Does my bum look big in this?
Do I look overdressed or tarty?
Two hours later, "I'm ready"!
I'll knock them all dead, at the party!

Tiia