;-) Funny

@Twilightianalex

Captain of our fairy band, Helena is here at hand, And the youth, mistook by me, Pleading for a lover's fee. Shall we their fond pageant see. Lord, what fools these mortals be!.

@larry1

loneliness can kill.

@ida_

I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore..

@Twilightianalex

If music be the food of love play on. -William shakespeare.

@Kzzz

Lone, home rich, itch, attractive, active find, me..

@skinnylove

•Lust•

Kiss my neck Bite me Pull my hair Trace my spine Hold me down Put your hands on me Be rough Tug on my clothes Use your tongue Make me moan Don't stop till I'm shaking.

@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye • Try taking the spoon out first.

@Twilightianalex

Anyone like my new profile pic?.