Bad Dog Yolk! ;)

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds. An elephant with hiccups!.

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What do you do with old cannon balls. Give them to elephants to use as marbles!.

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What do you call a cow who works for a gardener. A lawn moo-er..

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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur. A: Tyrannosaurus Flex..

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Q: Why are elephants feet shaped that way. A: To fit on lily pads..

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say. Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!.

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Why was the man sued by his horse. For palomino-money!.

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Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan. He got cut off without a scent!.