Authority

@dougietjs

Chemistry jokes

We should take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium!.

@jarlyddie

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears..

@dougietjs

Robots

Which robot is only divisible by itself and 1. Optimus prime.

@WildOneKezza

Nah...

They say we are gonna die in 2012... Yet they can't even predict the weather right....

@nikujagagirl

Greek mythology yo mama joke

Yo mama is so ugly that when Medusa saw her she turned to stone. Sorry if this joke really sucks. It was just some random idea I had.

@brainfreezeno1

Sims

I have a huge house, a gorgeous body, loads of cash, tons of friends, I have a perfect life... Thank you Sims :).

@murdoc103

Out Of Jokes

I tried to write a good chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

@Caromidget

Who's Up For A Joke

What does a nosy pepper do. Gets jalapeño business . Guffaw.