@muhkickass

nine years down the drain never to be returned back again.

@albisher

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!.

@puffy1980

Darkness

The darkness has returned. I thought I had rid myself of it. But here I sit. Empty. Black is clouding my mind. Thoughts I had buried deep. Returning to haunt me. Maybe I bring this shit on myself.

@sian_

Maths

Argh I'm gonna die, This maths is making me cry. All you adults have no clue How lucky you are, do you. No stupid maths and dimensions, Making "educated predictions".

@albisher

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist. A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from..

@felicia22

Levi...and The Other One:(

He was so sweet s cute...but it was so not gonna happen.....I walked down the street to see the neighbors dogs were out playing fetch....My phone lite up in my pocket....I looked it was from Levi, I...

@OOedtheted

Rebellion

It goes on and on, The moaning of the people No matter how then sun hath shone Dark remains the steeple 'Run, run, 'Run away my son!' But I knew even little he Would soon no longer be.

@albisher

Q. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating. A. To stop the snoring before it starts..