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Q: What is an elephant's sex organ. A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED!.

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Why do elephants have trunks. Because they've no pockets to put things in!.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl. I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!.

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Why was the skunk angry. He was incensed!.

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter. Deviled eggs!.

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What is a duck's favorite TV show. The feather forecast!.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers. A bud hound!.

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How do you start a teddy bear race. Ready, teddy, go!.