@albisher

How do fish go into business. The start on a small scale!.

@albisher

To whom do fish go to borrow money. The loan shark!.

@albisher

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded. Bring on their subs!.

@albisher

Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding. They got jellygated!.

@albisher

The golfer's wife was in full flight. "If you ever spent a Sunday with me instead of playing golf I swear I would drop dead," she screamed.

@albisher

Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for. Ref: The rest of the match!.

@albisher

What is the bank manager's favorite type of football. Fiver side!.

@albisher

What do you call a literary fish. Salmon Rushdie!.