@albisher

A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe..

@albisher

What is every blonde's ambition in life. To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet..

@albisher

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common. You always hear about them but never see any!.

@albisher

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license. A: Because she got an F in sex..

@Rainbow_Marshmallow

Joke #5

"Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.

@albisher

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K.

@Emmax

blonde

how do u drown a blonde. ~glue A mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool!. not being offensive its just a joke I am a blonde myself.

@albisher

Q: What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme. A: HumpMe DumpMe..