Yo Mamma!

@lollypopemma

bannanas in pjs coming down the stairs, bannanas in pjs coming down in pairs, bannans in pjs coming down the stairs because their own fart pushed them.

@meggy

Q.What's green and hangs in a tree. A. Giraffe snot !!!!!!!haha.

@meggy

Q.What's brown and sticky A. Poo!!!!!!!!haha.

@rjkbars

Day Dreaming

My friend told me to stop day dreaming so much. I was so shocked I almost fell off my unicorn..

@dewday0483

I WANNA BE A PIE

A guy is going to eat a pie Guy: I wanna be a pie Later on he's a pie Wife: honey no.

@joeyoebo14

Story's High

Q. Which is the tallest building A. A library because it's so many story's high.

@leopardair

What's Your Mental Age??

I figured out a way to get away with being immature and random I thought I would share it... 1) what is your age 2) add the numbers together E.g 15 (1+5=6) 3) that's your mental age!. Have fun!!.

@alexandra123

Dont Do It

Positive:Nike just do it. Negative:Sike don't do it. As from diary of a wimpy kid..