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For Kat.

There once was a young girl named Kat,
Who fell for a cute guy named Matt.
When Matt said no and got with some Ho,
Kat knew Matt was a twat.

anniegx

@anniegx

English literature and creative writing grad who spends all day working with numbers... Go figure!

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