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Chemistry Likerick

Be cautious when making solutions
Titrations, Filtrations, Dilutions
If you mix the wrong stuff
You'll go up in a puff
Creating some noxious pollutions.

DataLore24

@DataLore24

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THIS IS AWESOME AND YOUR NAME... YES. DATALORE. YESYESES TREK FOREVER!!!

@moonlightforestfairy Absolutely! Data and Lore are, in my humble opinion, the best characters in "The Next Generation".

They are pretty awesome, ESPECIALLY Data. He is just... amazing. He has so much depth. But I also like Picard of course, and Guinan, and... Q. ;) Q is hilarious.

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