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Test Limerick

Just a fun one.

The lad said the test gave him trouble
For he filled in every wrong bubble
If he kisses some a$$
He can hopefully pass
And his grade will probably double

DataLore24

@DataLore24

College student, athlete, poet. Please let me know how I can improve.

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