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In memory of pour Sarry, RIP.....

There one was a star called Fred,
He was very wise and once said,
'I feel ill,
Give me a pill!'
And then he went and dropped off dead.

There once was a star called Barry,
He had a little brother, Gary,
Fred turned into a blackhole,
And tried to eat Gary's soul,
But Barry sacrificed a star named Sarry,

Thankfully the sacrifice was enough and Barry got Garry back. The loss of Sarry was not in vain.

Cassidy_Branch

@Cassidy_Branch

< A 15 year old me when I dyed my hair brown. I looked awesome then! Im 17 at the moment and come from a family of loud people! As you can most likely see I'm loud to as I put exclamation marks at the end of EVERYTHING!!! I write poems, stories, whatever I feel like! I love being inspired cause thats how I know its a really good book/poem/more stuff like that! At the moment Im in the mood for 1D song as Im: NO°1# 1D fan!

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