Dedicated to my best friend Ellie!
The was a young girl called Ellie,
Who was very terribly smelly!
Her wellies were huge,
She's a right scrooge,
So we tickled her belly!
Dedicated to my best friend Ellie!
The was a young girl called Ellie,
Who was very terribly smelly!
Her wellies were huge,
She's a right scrooge,
So we tickled her belly!
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<<< It's a pig in wellies! :D. I'm slightly* crazy.......... I love bob Marley!!!??? I'm a big tomboy, apparently if you 'hang' with me you become a boy?! I love twilight and the halo series!!! I have the most bestest amazingest best friend! Ellie Badger or Badgie!!! I can't live without music! Lalalalalala..... I love art (manga) reading,writing and loads if other things but I won't go on, oh dear I already have...... Oh well! Follow me pleaseee!!!!! *slightly-freakishly crazy
There once was a lad named Matt, Who was incredibly fat. Got really greedy, Got diabetes, And that was the end of that..
-Wrote this when I was young!- There was an old lady called Sarah, Who was a terrible swearer, She said wee, poo and bum, So we tickled her tum, And she peed all the way to Bulgaria!.
The lad wasnt the best at being clean He had some habits quite obscene So to a clinic he went With pills off he was sent The doctor said 'don't go back where you've been'.
Where ever I go,. I do not seem to appeal to people's tastes,. I guess it's time for me to show them,. That I play hard,. And work harder,. With the most effect,. See how there tastes change,.
You'll happily take my money, And have the nerve to call me 'buddy". But remove my assurance 'Cos you're not proving your insurance, I need my car, don't infuriate me..
There was a woman from Russia, Who liked to steal the butter, And when she did people mutter, Why that woman from Russia. Read it fast or it won't sound very good..
There once was a man who died, His mother then shrieked and cried, She fell down the stairs, Broke one of the chairs, She had broken her hip and her side!.
Another hug, another kiss,. Another night of simple bliss. This happiness is tempting. This loneliness is losing. My head is spinning round. My heart goes on to pound. Watch me as I lose my feet.
@LifeIsMusic aw I'm flattered 😒 heheh i have a shower everyday!! But it was by you do I don't care! I LOVE IT
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