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Ununderstandable

There was once an old lady,
Who Loved Paul o Grady,
And even stranger,
She loves serious danger!

She tried and tried to open a can,
So she asked Bertie a 123 year old man,
He acted like a sure man,
But what was strange is that he collapsed on the floor!

BubblezGum

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I don't like sharing personal comments but in this case I do like making stories and poems also songs.

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