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I Am English

Yes, you heard me! I am from the country the language you speak is named after! Therefore the following is fact:

One takes the lift, not the elevator.

One turns on the tap, not the faucet.

One eats courgettes, not zucchini.

One "visits" Iraq, not invades it.

born2bBard

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Alas 'twas but a simple love of the written word that brought me to this maze of literacy...

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