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#household - threshold

A mouse in my bedsit of old,
Had grown to be terribly bold.
Across my threshold it ran,
But I'm not a fan,
So I chucked it back out in the cold!

©brownowl2012

brownowl2012

@brownowl2012

22, Currently studying an MSc in Applied Geospatial Information Science at Aberdeen Uni but like to fiddle about with a bit of poetry & short stories in my spare time. Have had mild Cerebral Palsy since birth but I don't let it stop me doing things I want :)

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Comments & Feedback (5)

Aw poor wee mouse.

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Aw! Liked it up until the last line 😨

Poor mouse, he was just looking for a house! Good one! 😍

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