Every Saturday morning,
After I've been snoring,
I make tea,
Just for me,
Though I'm tired and yawning!
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Hi...just me...being random...!
Every Saturday morning,
After I've been snoring,
I make tea,
Just for me,
Though I'm tired and yawning!
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Hi...just me...being random...!
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