Pirate Pegs

@brownowl2012

Mouse

#household - threshold A mouse in my bedsit of old, Had grown to be terribly bold. Across my threshold it ran, But I'm not a fan, So I chucked it back out in the cold. ©brownowl2012.

@Nom

Fruity Fart

I'm now gonna teach you the art Of doing a delicious fart Just eat something fruity And when you go 'pooty' Sweet flavours up your nose will dart. All rights reserved. Nom 27th August 2012....

@misslittleDHP

Cushion

I need a little cushion Some place to sit my tush on I'd rather one of silk For I am a MILF On my tush I want your mush on #household.

@brownowl2012

Trick Shot

#household - cushion There once was a pool player from Crewe Who thought he'd try using a shoe Off the cushion he shot And the ball he did pot Turns out there's no need for a cue. ©brownowl2012.

@blindsilence

Limerick, Munster

#household There was once a man who spoke dansk. Who ate at every chance. He ate a big poo. And flushed it down the loo. A shit limerick but for fish tank(s)?..

@missymoo33

#household In a fish tank bar in Hull The ladies were out on the pull The Codfather fancied his chances The ladies denied his advances as they found him so terribly dull..

@chy

Bottom

There once a lady from Rodham, Who was endowed with a very large bottom, In her life she got flung to & fro, But her bottom did cushion the blows, A better asset she just couldn't have gotten.

@Burrfoot

Sink

#household There was a young wife at a sink While her fat husband ordered more drink She kept lacing them with lead Until he was dead No more putting up with his stink..