Cushion

@Nom

Fruity Fart

I'm now gonna teach you the art Of doing a delicious fart Just eat something fruity And when you go 'pooty' Sweet flavours up your nose will dart. All rights reserved. Nom 27th August 2012....

@Burrfoot

Curtain

There was a young boy always hurtin' He just was terrible at flirtin' No good with a line Rejected time after time His fav was 'Can I eat your beef curtain' #household.

@blindsilence

Limerick, Munster

#household There was once a man who spoke dansk. Who ate at every chance. He ate a big poo. And flushed it down the loo. A shit limerick but for fish tank(s)?..

@missymoo33

#household In a fish tank bar in Hull The ladies were out on the pull The Codfather fancied his chances The ladies denied his advances as they found him so terribly dull..

@brownowl2012

Mouse

#household - threshold A mouse in my bedsit of old, Had grown to be terribly bold. Across my threshold it ran, But I'm not a fan, So I chucked it back out in the cold. ©brownowl2012.

@Burrfoot

Sink

#household There was a young wife at a sink While her fat husband ordered more drink She kept lacing them with lead Until he was dead No more putting up with his stink..

@brownowl2012

Trick Shot

#household - cushion There once was a pool player from Crewe Who thought he'd try using a shoe Off the cushion he shot And the ball he did pot Turns out there's no need for a cue. ©brownowl2012.

@Nom

Brew

Everyone loves a good brew But make sure the teabag can stew Add milk; just a splash And stir in a flash And we'll natter, with tea, me and you. #household All rights reserved. Nom 18th July 2012..