There was this tight old hag
Who was a Scrooge so bad
She loved her cups of tea
But was tea bag tight you see
20 times she would use one bag
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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