Mr Delorian

@misslittleDHP

Cushion

I need a little cushion Some place to sit my tush on I'd rather one of silk For I am a MILF On my tush I want your mush on #household.

@blindsilence

Limerick, Munster

#household There was once a man who spoke dansk. Who ate at every chance. He ate a big poo. And flushed it down the loo. A shit limerick but for fish tank(s)?..

@chy

Bottom

There once a lady from Rodham, Who was endowed with a very large bottom, In her life she got flung to & fro, But her bottom did cushion the blows, A better asset she just couldn't have gotten.

@Burrfoot

Water Fall

I often marvel at its awesome power Feeding everything from man to flower Water is king But here's the thing I much prefer a golden shower #household.

@brownowl2012

Trick Shot

#household - cushion There once was a pool player from Crewe Who thought he'd try using a shoe Off the cushion he shot And the ball he did pot Turns out there's no need for a cue. ©brownowl2012.

@brownowl2012

Mouse

#household - threshold A mouse in my bedsit of old, Had grown to be terribly bold. Across my threshold it ran, But I'm not a fan, So I chucked it back out in the cold. ©brownowl2012.

@isntitnot

Pirate Pegs

#household - peg(s) Peg leg Pete Has wooden stumps for feet. It might sound bizarre, But when he goes aaargh It means he's reading a tweet..

@missymoo33

#household In a fish tank bar in Hull The ladies were out on the pull The Codfather fancied his chances The ladies denied his advances as they found him so terribly dull..