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Tea For Two

A little tea for two
Alone just me and you
We'd have sandwiches and cake
Happy memories we would make
I'd happily share my tea bag with you

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Comments & Feedback (6)

Let's go 😃 ☕☕🍰🍰

Woo hoo...yay a cake mate...👏👏🍰🍰☕☕😃😃😃

It's a beauty Kim, well done hunny! 👍❤😘

@leelee101 why thankayoooo my darling☕☕☕☕☕

I'd copywrite if i

Was you doh !!

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