Mary Had Her Little Lamb

@Earthbound

Row

Row row row your boat, Gently down the stream. If you see my gun and I, You're dead before you scream. #darknursery.

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@TheCodsPollocks

Hairy Mary

Hairy Mary Quite contrary How does your garden grow. With things that smell And not much else 'Cept little graves all in a row. #darknursery.

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@wolfie

Nightmare Nursery Rhymes

Inspired by @HeatherAnne Read 'Old Mother Hubbard.... Write your own warped nursery rhyme and tag it #darknursery.

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@Earthbound

Twinkle Twinkle

#darknursery Twinkle twinkle Little star, I always know where you are. In your bedroom say "goodbye", One last wish before you die. And wherever you may be, You can't get away from me..

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@Earthbound

3 Blind Mice

You best think twice, You best think twice, For I have a gun, For I have a gun, Don't try to run for I'll follow you dear, No one will know 'cause there's nobody near. You best think twice.

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@wolfie

Muffin Man

#darknursery Do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, The muffin man Do you know the muffin man Who loves on Drury Lane.

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@bryanrobertheap

Don't Pass It On!

#darknursery Mary had a little itch, She passed it on to me. I got some cream to sort it out, Her bloody STD..

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@leelee101

Hey Diddle Piddle

Hey diddle diddle The cat pissed and piddled Shot smack from a rusty spoon The little dog shat all over the cat 'Cos he had rabies, the loon #darknursery.

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