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@wolfie

Muffin Man

#darknursery Do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, The muffin man Do you know the muffin man Who loves on Drury Lane.

@TheCodsPollocks

Hairy Mary

Hairy Mary Quite contrary How does your garden grow. With things that smell And not much else 'Cept little graves all in a row. #darknursery.

@leelee101

Hey Diddle Piddle

Hey diddle diddle The cat pissed and piddled Shot smack from a rusty spoon The little dog shat all over the cat 'Cos he had rabies, the loon #darknursery.

@CuriousCat

Voices singing "pull it!" A pocket with a bullet. Pull-and-bang. Pull-and-bang. They all fall down. #darknursery.

@Stablish

On My John

Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John, In my bed with no boxers on; Load blew off, now it's gone, Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John. #DarkNursery.

@wolfie

Little Bo Peep

#darknursery Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And doesn't know where to find them... They are 'on holiday' at Burger King, Who will lovingly fillet and grind them..

@wolfie

Doctor Foster

#darknursery Doctor Foster went to Gloucester In a shower of acid rain. He stepped in a puddle Right up to his middle, Died screaming in unbearable pain. Was that too much. Lol.

@Earthbound

3 Blind Mice

You best think twice, You best think twice, For I have a gun, For I have a gun, Don't try to run for I'll follow you dear, No one will know 'cause there's nobody near. You best think twice.