@wolfie

Little Bo Peep

#darknursery Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep And doesn't know where to find them... They are 'on holiday' at Burger King, Who will lovingly fillet and grind them..

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@wolfie

Doctor Foster

#darknursery Doctor Foster went to Gloucester In a shower of acid rain. He stepped in a puddle Right up to his middle, Died screaming in unbearable pain. Was that too much. Lol.

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@Nom

Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are. You become a big black hole Suck the world into your soul. #darknursery.

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@wolfie

Little Miss Muf...Kablaam!

#darknursery Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey. But she got it wrong: the tuffet's a bomb. Kablaam. She is guts, bone and spray!.

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@LukaB

It's Raining, It's Pouring

#darknursery It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring, a girl lays dead on his bed, she got away but he smashed her head, he'll clean her up in the morning....

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@Nom

Humpty Dumpty Did A Dump

Humpty Dumpty sat on the loo Humpty Dumpty did a big poo All the king's horses And all the king's men Were gassed, and died, poor them. #darknursery.

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@misslittleDHP

Bobby Shafto

Bobby Shafto Shafted me With my money he did flee When I get him He will bleed That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!.

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@Stablish

On My John

Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John, In my bed with no boxers on; Load blew off, now it's gone, Fiddle, Fiddle, Thumping, on my John. #DarkNursery.

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