Doctor Foster

@wolfie

Little Miss Muf...Kablaam!

#darknursery Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Eating her curds and whey. But she got it wrong: the tuffet's a bomb. Kablaam. She is guts, bone and spray!.

@LukaB

It's Raining, It's Pouring

#darknursery It's raining, it's pouring the old man is snoring, a girl lays dead on his bed, she got away but he smashed her head, he'll clean her up in the morning....

@Nom

Humpty Dumpty Did A Dump

Humpty Dumpty sat on the loo Humpty Dumpty did a big poo All the king's horses And all the king's men Were gassed, and died, poor them. #darknursery.

@misslittleDHP

Bobby Shafto

Bobby Shafto Shafted me With my money he did flee When I get him He will bleed That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!.

@iPuss

Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P.

@Jamtots

Mary Mary Quite Contrary

Mary Mary quite contrary, Garden full of bones. With broken skulls, And rotten flesh, Covered all in stones.

@Fly10

Incy Wincy No Hope

Incy wincy pay rise Not enough to bail me out When debts are all a'risin' Nothing left to pawn or tout DOWN came the bailiffs And took away my home With cardboard box & blanket Now on the streets I...

@Nom

Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are. You become a big black hole Suck the world into your soul. #darknursery.