Humpty Dumpty Did A Dump

@wolfie

Nightmare Nursery Rhymes

Inspired by @HeatherAnne Read 'Old Mother Hubbard.... Write your own warped nursery rhyme and tag it #darknursery.

@misslittleDHP

Bobby Shafto

Bobby Shafto Shafted me With my money he did flee When I get him He will bleed That B*****D..Bobby Shafto!.

@iPuss

Ok i'm seeing alot of #DarkNursery Any one interested should check out my versions from a while ago: Perversary Rhymes :P.

@bryanrobertheap

Mary Had Her Little Lamb

#darknursery Mary had her little lamb, She took it by a tree. She's now in prison doing time, For beastiality..

@bryanrobertheap

Don't Pass It On!

#darknursery Mary had a little itch, She passed it on to me. I got some cream to sort it out, Her bloody STD..

@Jamtots

Mary Mary Quite Contrary

Mary Mary quite contrary, Garden full of bones. With broken skulls, And rotten flesh, Covered all in stones.

@Fly10

Incy Wincy No Hope

Incy wincy pay rise Not enough to bail me out When debts are all a'risin' Nothing left to pawn or tout DOWN came the bailiffs And took away my home With cardboard box & blanket Now on the streets I...

@Earthbound

Twinkle Twinkle

#darknursery Twinkle twinkle Little star, I always know where you are. In your bedroom say "goodbye", One last wish before you die. And wherever you may be, You can't get away from me..